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I wanted to share some of this brilliant Star Trek poetry that I found linked from Boing Boing.
Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We’ll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!
Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!
Here’s the site, I think it’s fantastic!
3 Responses for "Star Trek Seussisms"
Brilliant! I would break out in Haiku but, I got nothin’. Sorry.
Absolutely hilarious. I thought that only one line was out of place:
Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental.
I say give him problems dental.
Besides that, superb work… and good find, Veronica!
Heh, pretty good. but nothing beats the Spock Kirk gay fan art page:
http://www.thyla.com/fan-art.html
some personal favorites:
http://www.thyla.com/LJT-EyesofaTerranSummer.jpg
http://www.thyla.com/joy-VSky.jpg
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