You tell her, I can’t bear to!

Nov 22, 2006 Author: Veronica | Filed under: funny, internet

According to my Wikipediapage, Devo is no longer with us.

Ryan Block and Veronica Belmont share a cat called Mr. Littlejeans who Ryan Block wanted to to call TiVo after their previous cat Devo.

I haven’t told her yet, but I can only assume that when she finds out she’s dead, she’ll be crushed. Devo is survived by Mr. Littlejeans and herself. Cause of death is unknown. Donations in her memory can be made out to Veronica Belmont. Thank you.

12 Responses for "You tell her, I can’t bear to!"

Rodrigo November 22nd, 2006 at 11:11 am 1

OMG so Devo is a girl?! No way!! He lied to me
How long is going to take until there’s a picture of you there?
Rodrigo November 22nd, 2006 at 11:13 am 2

Just to make it clear:
By YOU I mean Veronica, and by THERE I mean Wikipedia.
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You know with all the monkeys flying over my head english is hard, just like Math.
Dillon K. November 22nd, 2006 at 12:37 pm 3

Haha, that’s nice. I should write a Wiki about myself.
Kato November 22nd, 2006 at 4:23 pm 4

*sniffle* She was so *sniffle* young and *sniffle* not dead.
Christine_D November 22nd, 2006 at 4:30 pm 5

Aw poor Devo, only 8 lives left?

I couldn’t resist adding “Vampire Secrets” to your wikipedia entry, haha! OMG I found a clip of it. That Elizabeth Bathory was a sick SOB!

http://www.groovmekanex.com/vids/his…a_ebathory.wmv

“Please RIGHT CLICK and select SAVE AS - note it is 42 megs large”
George November 22nd, 2006 at 4:45 pm 6

You know you’ve made it when you got your own Wikipedia page.
justine November 22nd, 2006 at 5:15 pm 7

isn’t bear, not bare?
CoolB November 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 pm 8

Hmm.. maybe it was Devo who wrote that part of the article.. wanting to put everyone into a false sense of security and then suddenly.. Bam! Devo starts the kitty revolution and soon we are all subjugated by our Kitty Overlords!
Ross C Brown November 23rd, 2006 at 2:38 am 9

My dog is jealous of your cat(s) has he does not have a mention in Wiki!
Veronica November 23rd, 2006 at 3:01 am 10

you’re right, justine. i even tried to look it up, but the Internets (and my education) failed me.
Keith Williams November 23rd, 2006 at 1:56 pm 11

Hmmm…how do we know the kitty revolution hasn’t already begun?

Perhaps the ‘real’ Devo has been replaced by a force-cloned replicant.

Best to administer a Voight-Kampff test asap.

I would also check the rest of the household. Where exactly was Mr. Littlejeans during all of this?
Rodney L. November 23rd, 2006 at 9:17 pm 12

And after the revolution, it’s so long and thanks for the fish…just like the dolphins.