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Valentine’s day showdown: Ryan vs World of Warcraft
Oh, the dreaded Valentine’s Day… does anyone really like it? I love presents as much as the next girl, but the day should really be about appreciating those that make your life a little sweeter, and who make your heart fill with happiness. So, in my own personal tradition of comparing stuff, I bring to you “Ryan vs. World of Warcraft – A Valentine’s Day Showdown.”
| Ryan | Warcraft | |
|---|---|---|
| Lots of fun | Of course | Fun and I get to kill things |
| Promotes good social skills | Yup! | My guild is social, right? |
| Has epic drops | Not to my knowledge | Heck yeah! |
| Monthly fee | No! | $15 |
| Needs constant patching | Never! | Yes… |
| Good on Intel Macs | Blazing fast! | Runs like buttah |
| Voice communication | Out of box, perfect quality | Needs third-party program |
| Dancing | Sadly, no | /dance, baby! |
| Experience points | Level 70 Blogger | Level 58 Hunter |
| UI and addons | Updates addons regularly | Very customizable |
| Customer support | Terrific, and makes house calls! | Terrible |
| Graphics | Looks pretty slick to me!  |
Awesome |
| System Requirements | Smart, same age group, female | Scalable, but needs computer… |
| Sucks up free time? | Yes. | Yes. |
Ryan came out on top, 12 to 7! Check out how I stacked up against Engadget.
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about 3 years ago
It’s all about the prizefight! lol.
about 3 years ago
Haha! Wow Ryan did better than you did… he must love Engadget more than you love Warcraft.
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about 3 years ago
Very funny! If I tried to compare with my other half I wouldn’t be typing this because I would be deadd lol.
about 3 years ago
Ha ha, very nice. When is the expansion pack coming out that will allow him to reach level 80?
about 3 years ago
lol, now that’s a prizefight! boo-yah!
about 3 years ago
haha. My favorite is “comes in RSS: oddly yes” which is clearly how I saw this. lol.
about 3 years ago
ooh…it’s…disgustingly….cute
in a good way
about 3 years ago
LOL, nice work V!
about 3 years ago
hahaha That’s awesome V!
Ryan needs to get dancing lessons from my Tauren. A Gnome would be nice too, maybe even from a Blood Elf male.
Well, just make sure he stays away from the Dwarven Dancing Club.
about 3 years ago
nonononono senor Rodrigo, Ryan needs to learn some Salsa, once he can master the dance floor, he can grab Veronica by the arm, and seduce her with his moves….then the hook-line-and-sinker, have him SING in spanish…oh man, that would kick ass since V knows the language she can cross-translate all the nice, warm words in her head in real time.
about 3 years ago
I’m sure Ryan was glad to win over WoW!
I like the charts… great way to compare.
about 3 years ago
As I just responded in Ryan’s blog, if you guys aren’t the First Couple of Geekdom, I don’t know who is. Awesome.
about 3 years ago
Only you 2 crazy kids could turn a chart into a Valentine. adorable!
about 3 years ago
You forgot about Ryan’s ‘gadget’ requirement…..
Kevin
about 3 years ago
lol i really hate to compare a girlfriend against other, but this loveFight seems very fun and original…
about 3 years ago
“AAaawww…” That’s my one allowed immasculine valentine appreciation.
about 3 years ago
Love the website and watching Crave as well as listening to Buzz. Glad I came across your site and I will visit it often.
about 2 years ago
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article tine’s day showdown: Ryan vs World of Warcraft – Veronica Belmont, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.