Oh, the dreaded Valentine’s Day… does anyone really like it? I love presents as much as the next girl, but the day should really be about appreciating those that make your life a little sweeter, and who make your heart fill with happiness. So, in my own personal tradition of comparing stuff, I bring to you “Ryan vs. World of Warcraft - A Valentine’s Day Showdown.”

Ryan Warcraft
Lots of fun Of course Fun and I get to kill things
Promotes good social skills Yup! My guild is social, right?
Has epic drops Not to my knowledge Heck yeah!
Monthly fee No! $15
Needs constant patching Never! Yes…
Good on Intel Macs Blazing fast! Runs like buttah
Voice communication Out of box, perfect quality Needs third-party program
Dancing Sadly, no /dance, baby!
Experience points Level 70 Blogger Level 58 Hunter
UI and addons Updates addons regularly Very customizable
Customer support Terrific, and makes house calls! Terrible
Graphics Looks pretty slick to me! ;) Awesome
System Requirements Smart, same age group, female Scalable, but needs computer…
Sucks up free time? Yes. Yes.

Ryan came out on top, 12 to 7! Check out how I stacked up against Engadget.