Oh FSJ, why break my heart?
Dan Lyons (a.k.a. Fake Steve Jobs) gave an interview to Wallstrip recently, and in the brief ten seconds that I was discussed my heart was filled with joy…. and then crushed.
Apparently Lindsay is “nicer” than I am. Nicer? NICER?
Hold on a second, I need to compose myself… it just… well, it just hurts. Yes, she doesn’t taunt him and call him “mad dog” or anything the way I have in the past, but it was all in good fun! I tease because I love. Is this because I beat up Bike Helmet Girl? Whatever, she had it coming.
*sigh*
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fake steve actually gave a 10 minute video interview on channel 10 too http://on10.net/ .i dont know if you were mentioned in the interview because i stopped watching after 5 minutes… anyway if you ever have to cage fight lindsay lohan you can ask me for tips! i am watching ufc and stuff like the human weapon ALL the time.
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#10 written by Vance 4 years ago
So, he has a “thing” for you!
Why don’t you interview him for Mahalo Daily?
*refuses to ask the obligatory question about when the show will be up for fear that it will add to the pressure you may be feeling and cause you to freeze up and be unable to record any more episodes, and possibly curl up into a fetal ball . . .*
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Well, it looks like you’ll have to beat up Lindsay too… can we make it into a pay-per-view this time?