Oh FSJ, why break my heart?

Dan Lyons (a.k.a. Fake Steve Jobs) gave an interview to Wallstrip recently, and in the brief ten seconds that I was discussed my heart was filled with joy…. and then crushed.

Apparently Lindsay is “nicer” than I am. Nicer? NICER?

Hold on a second, I need to compose myself… it just… well, it just hurts. Yes, she doesn’t taunt him and call him “mad dog” or anything the way I have in the past, but it was all in good fun! I tease because I love. Is this because I beat up Bike Helmet Girl? Whatever, she had it coming.

*sigh*

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#1 written by Jason W. 4 years ago

Well, it looks like you’ll have to beat up Lindsay too… can we make it into a pay-per-view this time?

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#2 written by arne neumann 4 years ago

fake steve actually gave a 10 minute video interview on channel 10 too http://on10.net/ .i dont know if you were mentioned in the interview because i stopped watching after 5 minutes… anyway if you ever have to cage fight lindsay lohan you can ask me for tips! i am watching ufc and stuff like the human weapon ALL the time.

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#3 written by John B. 4 years ago

Oh, he was just kissing up to her. Everyone, FSJ included, knows you rock. Air-guitar-rock, even!

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#4 written by Boswellian 4 years ago

Wow! She is nice. Wallstrip bookmarked.

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#5 written by Joel C 4 years ago

I agree with John B., it was just a kiss up to the interviewer moment. I’d pick you over Lindsay any day of the week. Does this mean you’ll be signing up for another social networking site… maybe Hatebook.org?

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#6 written by Curtis Larkin 4 years ago

Bottom of the 8th, 4 – 3, Sox. FSJ is a bit wound up in this interview. Relax, my brother! Ryan appears to be 20X cooler on many fronts.

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#7 written by Scofield 4 years ago

Lindsay who? Lindsay Lohan?

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#8 written by Nick Schmidt 4 years ago

I’m going to have to watch that video on during the lunch hour…

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#9 written by Veronica 4 years ago

No, Lindsay Campbell from Wallstrip! Although, I’m sure Lindsay Lohan is very nice too, I guess.

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#10 written by Vance 4 years ago

So, he has a “thing” for you!

Why don’t you interview him for Mahalo Daily?

*refuses to ask the obligatory question about when the show will be up for fear that it will add to the pressure you may be feeling and cause you to freeze up and be unable to record any more episodes, and possibly curl up into a fetal ball . . .*

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#11 written by Dom 4 years ago

How on earth can he claim to like her more than you?
Doesn’t he know you’re the new Patrick Norton!?

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#12 written by Pierre 4 years ago

I only see one way to win him back.
Change your name to iVeronica.

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#13 written by Vance 4 years ago

oooh, what would the nifty features be of the iVeronica? Anyone?

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#14 written by Lindsay 4 years ago

http://lindsaycampbell.tumblr.com/post/17746233

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#15 written by Fabri 4 years ago

No way!
she is soooo cute!!

xxx
baci da Roma

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