Apparently the Wu Tang Clan loves Apple the most. This is real, as reported by Wired. If I knew anything about pop-culture, I’d have probably already known this.

Uh… I just noticed that the Wu Tang website is on Sony Music. So I’m gonna have to encourage you to not actually buy this CD. Or else you’re in for a world of trouble.

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J - John
V - Me

*John didn’t put me on his Top 8, so I threw a fit. John, in case you don’t know, is my 14 year old brother. Real mature, I know…

J: was that a hint of sarcasm?
V: no, never. me?
J: you’re right veronica. no sarcasm ’round here
V: nope, none.
V: none at all
V: there, i’ve replaced you with beer.
V: i like beer better anyhow
J: lol
J: thankies wonka, you make me feel real special
V: well, you put some fat kid named m-something on there instead of me!
J: lol
V: you deserve it
V: leo’s are so not loyal
J: thats the incredible greg
J: psht. yes we are
J: fine
V: ha! lies
J: you have yoru own spot
V: maybe i don’t want it, belmont
V: i don’t want your fucking handouts
J: well, you got it, V
V: I win!

Brat.

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My favorite part of my commute is my Urban Cowboy. He wears a beat-up leather jacket, tan cowboy hat (duh), boots, and Levis. He always has a cup of coffee, and he always yells “THANK YOU BUS DRIVER” when he gets off at 6th. He always offers his seat to the ladies (sometimes it’s me!) and never stands in the way of the doors.

I was at Edo buying shampoo with Naomi the other day, and he walked by with his yellow lab (!!!).

“Look, Naomi! It’s my cowboy!”
The receptionist looked out the window. She sighed.
“The Urban Cowboy, don’t you just love him?” She said.

Yes, Edo receptionist, yes I do.

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