san francisco

Fall doesn’t come round these parts.

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6 years ago
by Veronica in ,

As I was leaving work today, rather late and rather lonely, I saw these two girls walking together. For reasons inexplicable to me, one girl was holding an ENORMOUS leaf. And it was orange. It was the 5 pointed kind (some New Englander I am…), maybe a maple, maybe an oak. To any extent, it me made me even sadder for the East Coast.

You can’t get maple sugar candy here.
There will be no “first snow.”

Oh well.

If you can’t blog something nice…

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6 years ago
by Veronica in , ,

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Originally uploaded by earlysound.

Oh, screw it. Let me tell you a little bit about my commute on Monday. After a long day at work, I left with high hopes of going home and zoning out and killing some Ravaged Corpses. I have two options for getting home: taking the Muni, or taking the bus. Usually in the afternoon iI take the Muni train, because it’s much faster. But there was such a GINORMOUS crowd on the platform that I decided to climb the stairs and take the bus. Naturally, the bus was jam-packed full of people too. Whatever. I made my way to the back of the bus, where I stand directly in front of THAT GIRL. She was sitting next to her friend, with another guy next to her, and another guy standing. THEY WERE TRASHED. At 5:30pm on a Monday? Ok, that’s cool I guess. But they would not shut the hell up!!

“DOES ANYONE WANT SOME JAGER??”
“OH MY GOD, WASN’T IT SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY THAT ONE TIME…”
“HEY, THIS GUY SHOULD COME PARTY WITH US! YEAH!!”

This was a full bus, mind you. It made me want to destroy them. I started fantasizing about all the different ways to hurt them. Then I decided it would just be funnier to take pictures of them and make fun of them on the Internet.

So here’s to you, Drunk On Jager Crew. I salute you for being Giant Assholes on public transportation. Hooray! You made at least 40 enemies that day.

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